The LarryPaper™ – The Official Whitepaper for $LLINK

Executive Summary

Larry Link is not just a memecoin. He’s a man. A myth. A massively overconfident former CEO of the fictional conglomerate AlphaRock™, who now exists solely on the Solana blockchain.

After being removed for excessive bullishness and PowerPoint abuse, Larry launched $LLINK to prove that corporate greed, blind ambition, and absurd confidence are still investable assets in Web3.

$LLINK isn’t just a token. It’s a LinkedIn-fueled movement. A suit-and-tie rebellion. A bullish middle finger to logic.

Tokenomics

• Name: Larry Link
• Ticker: $LLINK
• Network: Solana
• Total Supply: 69,000,000,000
• Decimals: 9
• Tax: 0% (Larry hates red tape)
• Ownership Renounced? Yes. Larry believes in delegation. To nobody.
• Liquidity Locked? Absolutely (Larry can't be trusted either)

Utility (If You Must Know)

🗳 Governance via LinkedIn Endorsements: Vote on "company policies" by endorsing Larry for skills like "Web3 Leadership" and "Crypto Vision."

🧑‍💼 Boardroom DAO: A community of token holders acting as Larry's fake executive board. All decisions are ignored, but votes are counted (with gusto).

💼 Staking for Promotions: Stake $LLINK to climb the fake corporate ladder. From Intern to Middle Manager to Imaginary CEO.

Mission Statement

To decentralize executive delusion at Solana speed.

To reward ambition, overconfidence, and meme literacy.

To link people, power, and portfolios... regardless of fundamentals.

Roadmap (aka The Corporate Strategy Slide)